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09.06.2025 01:46

Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
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Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Were you ever in love with your teacher?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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