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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 01:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Scientists identify time and location of first humans who made tools and harpoons out of whale bones - Earth.com

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I’ve a dismissive avoidant partner who said that he’s overwhelmed by our relationship and that he wants to break up, how do I get him back?

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Still no good.

How can one select funeral songs that truly celebrate the essence of a loved one’s life while providing comfort to attendees?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Here’s where to get free doughnuts on National Donut Day 2025 - Fortune

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

What are some of your shocking stories?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is spinach easy to grow?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Were you ever in love with your teacher?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?